February 2012
29 posts
That moment of DISAPOINTMENT
when you don’t get the color gum ball you wanted in the gum ball machine.
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oh the irony. break up the night before valentines day. ahhh well….forever alone once again.
Friend1: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mom."
Friend2: "come back to bed"
Friend3: *various sex noises*
Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
Friend5: "PASS THE WEED"
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. THE TIME IS WHAT I DON’T HAVE. In the effort to refrain from being a twitter thug I’ll take my rant here. Simple minded females blow my life. You stay ready to fight and cause drama over a female who has played you on a consistent basis. You are not where her heart is, that female has been and will remain by her side regardless of how many temper...
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January 2012
66 posts
Watchcrystalxsky:
How to properly exit a college lecture.
Only the Japanese.. →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
^Not sure what that is.
^Vertigo soothing glasses
^10-in-1 Gardening tool
Umbrella headband
The noodle eaters hair guard
ROFL THE LAST ONE OMG
Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done
I threw a little bit of my swag into the pot.
Woops
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theeflaymingfaggot:
I miss her already. Im sitting across from her and it hasn’t even been 24 hours yet. a feeling she gave me. this unexpected emotion i felt. but the drama has outweighed the liking in my heart the arguments and jealousy has been the start. to every day that is because I don’t see what she sees in me but I wanna see what’s in her soul but her stubbornness is in control. to ask...
That awkward moment when you realize you’re forever alone.
On another note life is just something I want no part of right now. I hate to bitch & moan but that is exactly what I need to do right now. I don’t want any response just pure venting. Nothing is going right AT ALL. My whole future is on the line and I just have to smile and pretend everything is going to be okay when I’m scared shitless that nothing is going to work out. Not on...
Telling the truth gets you NOWHERE. I thought I was doing something decent by being straightforward and honest but I see that wasn’t the correct thing to do. Sucks when you like someone and then one comment…..one little bit of truth changes everything.
The first time I go into someones house:
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